Thursday, March 27, 2008

The Many Faces of NJ

Hey! I'm blogging on this blog, right when I'm SUPPOSED to be blogging on my official blog! Is that irony or just an unfortunate coincidence? I'm still a little stuck on the difference.

I just finished this blue rockstar, and I appear to be having the shakes. It seems that whatever tolerance I developed to caffeine has left me high and dry. Damned body!

Um, anyway..., so I realized something about this blog. I'm doing a pretty bad job with it. I have a couple different modes in life. There's the standard, positive, day-time NJ. The much less positive, desparately grasping at straws, 2AM NJ. And, of course, the superhero NJ with secret decoder ring and x-ray goggles.

Anyway, I think this blog turned into the 2am NJ show by mistake at some point. All my typical humor seems not to be present.

Talk about some bullshit!

Sorry, dirty-mouthed NJ just got through. I tell you. That guy...

Screw you!

Right! That's it!


And I'm back. I forgot what I was talking about. OH, I let depressed, grasping at straws NJ take the reins too much. I mention the grasping at straws part, because that bit of me seems certain that I have hardly any options in life, zero women are interested in me, and I will never reproduce.

Whether I, happy (and currently hyped-up) NJ, agree with him is certainly a big question mark, but the fact of the matter is that I don't get so depressed about the whole affair. I figure that if something is going to happen, it will eventually. If not, then I'll just donate some sperm to a sperm-bank at age 40 and hope for the best. Who knows? Maybe some nice lesbian couple out there would be interested in kids with a bright dad with an ear for the piano. Who wants to leave THEM high and dry, I ask you? Probably HITLER would. And I am NOT Hitler.

Also, to the best of my knowledge, I don't hate gypsies or the Jewish religion, culture, or populace.

Nor clowns. Even if I am scared of clowns. And Hitler. And President Lincoln's ghost who lives in the basement of my old farmhouse.

Long story on that last one.

Anyway, I'm going to make a renewed effort to have the positive NJ post to this site for the foreseeable future.

Until next time...

1 comment:

Kathleen said...

1) I totally think you should donate your sperm anyway, cause your coolness would be fantastic for a lesbian couple
2) I want to hear about Lincoln's ghost. I expect that story soon!